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The Curious Case of the Bloated Vance: When Memes Expose a Deeper Truth
Like many, my daily life is punctuated by the constant ping of incoming text messages, a digital tapestry woven with the threads of friendship and shared experience. Recently, however, a peculiar motif has begun to dominate these exchanges: the unsettling, ever-evolving image of Vice President JD Vance. These aren’t respectful portraits or even typical political caricatures; they are something far more bizarre and, frankly, mesmerizing.
The Vance I encounter in these memes is a distorted reflection of reality, a grotesque exaggeration of his features. His beard seems to thicken into a swampy mass, his eyes bulge with an unnatural intensity, and his face swells into a bulbous, almost comical shape. He often utters a childish "pwease," adding another layer of unsettling humor to the spectacle.
I confess, I’ve become utterly engrossed in this strange phenomenon. My phone’s photo gallery and my computer’s hard drive are now repositories of Vance’s digital mutations. There’s goth Vance, draped in black and brooding; Vance brandishing an oversized lollipop, a bizarre juxtaposition of the juvenile and the political; Vance depicted as a dying Darth Vader, a potent image of fading power and grotesque machinery; Vance transformed into a nuclear explosion, a terrifying symbol of uncontrolled force; and, perhaps most unsettlingly, Vance rendered as a pile of Chicken McNuggets, an image of processed, soulless consumption.
The initial wave of Vance memes focused on his perceived “smokey eyes” and somewhat chubby cheeks. But the “chubby Vance” archetype has definitively taken hold, becoming the dominant form of digital mockery. For months, the images have steadily inflated him, both literally and figuratively. This is the Vance I see most often now: a bloated, almost inhuman figure with cold, dead eyes that stare directly at the viewer with a chilling intensity. He evokes the image of a Cabbage Patch Doll left out in the scorching sun, its plastic features warped and grotesque.
Vance, in this context, has become the Pepe the Frog of 2025, a political figure subjected to an endless cycle of memetic remixing and reinvention. His ever-expanding body and meme-form call to mind the 4chan-fueled “meme magic” that defined the 2016 election cycle. And what ultimately became of Pepe? His creator achieved some legal victories and ventured into the world of NFTs. But as a meme, Pepe largely faded, eventually mutating into the Groyper. While Pepe was often used with ironic intent, sometimes bordering on, or outright embracing, racism, the Groyper is almost exclusively associated with overt hate speech; the bloated, toad-like figure is a favorite symbol among self-proclaimed hatemongers like Nick Fuentes.
Vance’s current memetic form bears a striking resemblance to the Groyper, yet it feels somehow even less human. The Groyper, despite its grotesque appearance, often sports a slight smile and a suggestive twinkle in its eye. Chubby Vance’s enormous eyes, however, seem devoid of all emotion except, perhaps, a chilling malice.
What’s truly remarkable about these bloated Vance memes is their ability to transcend the increasingly polarized landscape of American culture. I’ve seen Vance’s distorted image shared by individuals on the far right and the far left, by conservatives and liberals alike. His putrid form bubbles to the surface in the dark, anonymous corners of image boards, as well as in the more carefully curated spaces of queer-friendly Discord servers. It’s a strange and unsettling display of bipartisan mockery.
Vice Presidents often occupy a unique position within an administration, often serving as a kind of national jester. Dan Quayle’s infamous misspelling of "potato" during an elementary school spelling bee became a defining moment of his vice presidency, a constant source of public ridicule. Harris, Biden (during his time as VP), Mike Pence, and Al Gore have all, in their own ways, been cast as powerless fools in the collective public imagination.
While the phenomenon surrounding Vance might seem like a continuation of this tradition, there’s a palpable intensity to it that sets it apart. I believe the memes resonate so deeply, cutting across partisan divides, because there is something inherently alien and profoundly unsettling about Vance himself. He has been a public figure, and a target of ridicule, for over a decade. A parody excerpt from his memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, even led the Associated Press to report on a rumor that he had engaged in a sexual encounter with a couch. The fact that a mainstream news outlet felt compelled to address such an outlandish claim speaks volumes about the public’s perception of Vance; something about us wanted that to be true, even if only for the sake of a good laugh and a satisfying confirmation of our pre-existing biases.
The memes, in some inexplicable way, seem to reflect an essential truth about Vance, a truth that lies hidden beneath the carefully constructed facade of the polished politician. My favorite meme of the bunch, thus far, features a collection of these Chubby Vance caricatures. Below them, a caption reads: “And yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self.” This, I believe, is the heart of the matter.
I imagine that Vance’s soul, stripped bare of all pretense, is a putrid thing, a barren and vile wasteland. The memes, through their grotesque exaggerations and absurd scenarios, offer a small fiction that speaks to a deeper truth, a truth that resonates with a collective unease about the man and what he represents.
Vance, who is known to be extremely online and actively monitors social media, has acknowledged the existence of the memes. He told a reporter for The Blaze that he finds the trend to be "very funny."
I, however, am not laughing with him. The memes are not just harmless jokes; they are a reflection of something deeper, something more profound. They are a manifestation of a collective unease, a shared sense that there is something fundamentally wrong, something deeply unsettling, about the man who currently serves as Vice President. They are a reminder that even in the age of manufactured realities and carefully crafted public images, the truth, in all its grotesque and unsettling glory, can still find a way to surface. And sometimes, it takes the form of a bloated, meme-ified politician staring back at us from the depths of the internet.
